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JAMES: I shall adjudicate.

JEREMY: I’m not having you judging.

JAMES: What?!

JEREMY: You can’t even play a game of Monopoly without cheating.

RICHARD: No, you can’t. He did cheat at Monopoly. 

JEREMY: I played these two, and he cheated!

RICHARD: We played for four hours, and you cheated!

JAMES: I did not cheat!

RICHARD: You did, you ruined the game! You robbed the bank! 

JAMES: There was a bank robbery. But you don’t get bank robberies in Monopoly, and I thought it’d make it more authentic if the bank was robbed. 

RICHARD: You stole it! So you’re a cheat, a liar and a burglar!

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