JAMES: I shall adjudicate.
JEREMY: I’m not having you judging.
JEREMY: You can’t even play a game of Monopoly without cheating.
RICHARD: No, you can’t. He did cheat at Monopoly.
JEREMY: I played these two, and he cheated!
RICHARD: We played for four hours, and you cheated!
JAMES: I did not cheat!
RICHARD: You did, you ruined the game! You robbed the bank!
JAMES: There was a bank robbery. But you don’t get bank robberies in Monopoly, and I thought it’d make it more authentic if the bank was robbed.
RICHARD: You stole it! So you’re a cheat, a liar and a burglar!